English
Like Edward Cullen in Twilight, Nigel Mullet was transformed into a vampire when he was still a teenager, and will remain this age forever. Unfortunately, Nigel became a vampire at the awkward age of fifteen, and must spend eternity coping with acne, a breaking voice, and an ineptitude with girls . . . In this, his excruciatingly funny diary, Nigel chronicles his increasingly desperate attempts to be noticed by the love of his life, Chloe Sparrow, the constant mortification caused by his vampire parents (not to mention the worry that they might accidentally eat one of his friends), and the frustration one feels when you've got the whole of boring eternity stretching out in front of you and you can't even have a lie-in (vampires don't sleep). Forced to hang out with the Goths and emo kids due to his pale skin and social awkwardness, and constantly battling his embarrassingly overwhelming desire to sink his fangs into Chloe's neck, will Nigel ever get his girl? Fantastically witty and hugely entertaining, this fun and accessible diary will appeal to anyone, teenage or otherwise . . .
Français
Qu'est-ce que ça peut bien faire d'avoir 15 ans pour l'éternité ?
L'éternité, c'est long, surtout quand il faut supporter une petite
sœur trop pénible, de l'acné qui ne s'en ira jamais et cette
insoutenable maladresse avec les filles. Découvrez la vraie
histoire de Nigel, le vampire ado, dont la non-vie va être
bouleversée par Chloé, une humaine si belle qu'on se laisserait
volontiers donner…
Italiano
Nigel è un adolescente quasi come tutti gli altri. Al pari dei suoi compagni di classe fa i conti con ormoni impazziti, brufoli, genitori che non capiscono nulla e ragazzine spietate, ma lui ha qualcosa in più: è un vampiro. e pure sfigato! Timido, sensibile e di animo gentile, non riesce proprio a controllare i suoi poteri sovrannaturali. E ogni volta che si avvicina alla dolce Chloe, gli spuntano a sproposito i canini. Riuscirà Nigel a farle capire che è solo un segno del suo grande amore? -